Church Lite

While looking for something else in my files, I ran across a description of "The Lite Church:"

• 24% few commitments
• Home of the 7.5% tithe
• 15-minute sermons
• 45-minute worship services
• We have only 8 commandments--your choice
• We use only 3 spiritual laws
• We have only an 800-year millennium
• Everything you wanted in a church...and less!

Sounds like one that will grow into another American mega-church!